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penis.js reviews and mentions
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TIFU by using funny naming conventions in my code.
They are clearly not fans of penis.js language https://github.com/edankwan/penis.js/
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Show HN: Shite: The little hot-reloadin' static site maker from shell
Sure. It's not the coarse language that I object to — it's the lazy, juvenile humour. It's similar to penisJS[0] — a software analogue to children defacing the chairs in their school classrooms with drawings of genitalia.
I think it's a pretty bad look for the industry.
Not to say there shouldn't be humour — there should be more humour. Personally, my most popular software projects are purely comedic, and they're also a little more coarse than this.
To put it another way: I'd prefer the software humour to be a little more Sean Lock and a little less Beavis and Butt-Head.
[0]: https://github.com/edankwan/penis.js/
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Yes we are men. Men is what we are.
You could also just use penis.js
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- Looks like somebody doesn’t know that more than one programming language exists
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Javascript...
This reminds me of PenisJS
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Just learning JS and thought about it
There's a library for that: penis.js
- Ajuda
- LEGO probably manufactured more Clone Troopers than the Galactic Republic themselves.
- Thank you Brendan. We love you so much!
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edankwan/penis.js is an open source project licensed under GNU General Public License v3.0 or later which is an OSI approved license.
The primary programming language of penis.js is JavaScript.
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