penis.js
Bacon
penis.js | Bacon | |
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1,299 | 6,460 | |
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0.0 | 1.8 | |
about 3 years ago | 10 months ago | |
JavaScript | TypeScript | |
GNU General Public License v3.0 or later | MIT License |
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penis.js
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TIFU by using funny naming conventions in my code.
They are clearly not fans of penis.js language https://github.com/edankwan/penis.js/
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Show HN: Shite: The little hot-reloadin' static site maker from shell
Sure. It's not the coarse language that I object to โ it's the lazy, juvenile humour. It's similar to penisJS[0] โ a software analogue to children defacing the chairs in their school classrooms with drawings of genitalia.
I think it's a pretty bad look for the industry.
Not to say there shouldn't be humour โ there should be more humour. Personally, my most popular software projects are purely comedic, and they're also a little more coarse than this.
To put it another way: I'd prefer the software humour to be a little more Sean Lock and a little less Beavis and Butt-Head.
[0]: https://github.com/edankwan/penis.js/
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Yes we are men. Men is what we are.
You could also just use penis.js
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- Looks like somebody doesnโt know that more than one programming language exists
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Javascript...
This reminds me of PenisJS
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Just learning JS and thought about it
There's a library for that: penis.js
- Ajuda
- LEGO probably manufactured more Clone Troopers than the Galactic Republic themselves.
- Thank you Brendan. We love you so much!
Bacon
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Yes we are men. Men is what we are.
bacon.js
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Static code generation DSL.
It would be awesome to develop something abstract and useful for usage as common PL (besides just solving specific problem), but it's really hard to develop a general purpose language (with memory management, mutations, etc.). For example, at my work I built reactive library mostly similar to Rx.js or Bacon.js, but with additional ability to compose different reactive systems on top of each other, so that streams declaration order won't matter and might be deployed separately while being glued at run-time (as long as stream names match). It's all cool, but system would only allow reactive functions (without imperativity and mutable objects), then the whole code would look really ugly and I definitely wouldn't be able to promote it among my colleges ^^, especially regarding how hard people migrate to new paradigms - sorry for complaining ๐.
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Exploring reactive programming with Node.js
Reactor is based on the same reactive principles as Bacon.js and Knockout.js.
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Node.js Packages and Resources
Bacon.js - Functional reactive programming.
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Event Streams for Reactive Views
I remember hearing about Bacon.js one day and checking out their Getting Started page. In it, they demonstrate a counter using the Bacon event streaming library. This is the demo code:
What are some alternatives?
Mongoose - Embedded Web Server
RxJS - A reactive programming library for JavaScript
bash-toolkit - Could be my ever-growing, ever-improving, Swiss Army Toolkit of functions-as-cmd-line-tools and useful-to-me patterns.
kefir - A Reactive Programming library for JavaScript
bfg-repo-cleaner - Removes large or troublesome blobs like git-filter-branch does, but faster. And written in Scala
Cycle.js - A functional and reactive JavaScript framework for predictable code
retina - A regex-based programming language.
MobX - Simple, scalable state management.
Highland - High-level streams library for Node.js and the browser
Most.js - Ultra-high performance reactive programming
Cycle.js (react-native) - Cycle.js driver that uses React Native to render
Kefir.js - You're looking for https://github.com/kefirjs/kefir