NCoC VS gitfiti

It's the same with the NCoC. We are not all adults unless we're forced to be.

These policies really stink of the NCoC. They make the incorrect assumption that "we are all adults" as the basis of their policies with the expectation that people will magically just get along. In actuality, we are all individuals that by default project our childhood insecurities and traumas towards each other. These insecurities and traumas combined with our intrinsic identities influence the framework of values we adopt. Proper codes of conduct ensure the effect our latent traumas have towards each other are mitigated. Anyone who thinks an NCoC style of policy would work doesn't think much about anyone else but themselves or those in their particular group.

The only Code of Conduct that I support.

Just turn your git history into pixel art

Gitfiti

Git accepts commits in the past. There are tools to make it look however you like -> https://github.com/gelstudios/gitfiti

You can make your past github squares green. This is the reason you can do stuff like this https://github.com/gelstudios/gitfiti

Me: "I needed to make my contribution graph look good"

That's nothing to say about using it though you could really push it over the top by using something like this (or making it yourself for bonus points) to draw images or text on your github activity and drive the point home

There is even a tool[1] to draw images in commit history (so called gitifi).

It is possible because git allows to create and push commit with arbitrary date, using GIT_AUTHOR_DATE env variable or --date flag.

[1]: https://github.com/gelstudios/gitfiti

No one cares about commit history. There are even tools to jokingly spoof commit history. No one takes it seriously anymore. For example https://github.com/gelstudios/gitfiti