philter VS TourGuide

One important thing to note is that a lot of the roborts value comes from it dropping candy and I refuse! items, so to fully realize roborts gains you'll have to sell those items. By far the easiest way to do this is to use sellbot (#1053259) to sell the stuff for you. You'll probably make a bit more if you sell that crap in the mall, but it'll likely take much longer to sell. You can also make it even easier to sell that crap by using philter or keeping-tabs, whichever you prefer.

Set up and use KoLMafia. It will help you automate a lot of stuff, like casting buffs when they get low between adventures or finding the best combination of gear to optimize a particular stat, saving you a lot of clicking. You can also outfit it with scripts like the TourGuide which will provide you with a running to-do list for your current ascension.

One script called "TourGuide" will give you reminders of what to do at any given time.

6 months? Have you tried doing quests? Or why is it taking that long? I don't think you need any special guide to not spend 6 months on an ascension in addition to just the wiki, but you could install https://github.com/loathers/TourGuide or even just check https://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/index.php/User:AstronautGuy/Ascension_Quests_Breakdown

KoLMafia is a pretty nice client to help you play the game, new player or not. In it, you can utilize a script like TourGuide which will help you through each of the quests (though it might display a lot of extra information overload for you at the start, so keep that in mind)