I'm not a programmer, my fiance is. Sometimes I like to show him memes from here and he'll explain them to me. Now I'm just confused. (The meme was someone labeled JavaScript bowing to someone named PHP while other programming languages looked in shock.)

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  • nashorn

    https://openjdk.org/projects/nashorn

    • I mean...

  • InfluxDB

    Power Real-Time Data Analytics at Scale. Get real-time insights from all types of time series data with InfluxDB. Ingest, query, and analyze billions of data points in real-time with unbounded cardinality.

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