I'm not used to beg someone to 'let' me something. The one who chose this word must be some kind of beta.

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  • fetlang

    Fetish-themed programming language

  • InfluxDB

    Power Real-Time Data Analytics at Scale. Get real-time insights from all types of time series data with InfluxDB. Ingest, query, and analyze billions of data points in real-time with unbounded cardinality.

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