Java-Hello-World-Enterprise-Edition Alternatives

Java-Hello-World-Enterprise-Edition reviews and mentions

• Building a Streaming Platform in Go for Postgres
  3 projects | news.ycombinator.com | 6 Nov 2023

  If you judge productivity by lines of code, absolutely.

  https://github.com/Hello-World-EE/Java-Hello-World-Enterpris... is an excellent demonstration of this.

• You probably should avoid putting lifetime parameters on traits
  1 project | /r/rust | 5 Mar 2023

  This reminds me of the "enterprise programming" mindset in OOP where people would make factories, strategies, strategy factories etc. just for the sake of it (instead of those solutions serving a real need) and ending up codebases that look like Hello World enterprise edition.

• Simple Modern JavaScript Using JavaScript Modules and Import Maps
  9 projects | news.ycombinator.com | 16 Feb 2023

  No other language or framework seems to get the same scrutiny as JavaScript.

  The Enterprise Java solutions never seem to get as much discussion but we all recognize it also as being equally if not more so absurd[1]. This is true of every language and framework that gains mass adoption and use. Scala projects are crazy complex, the python 2 to python 3 migration was a mess, none of these are problems. They reflect the improvements in every metric to the underlying platforms and systems - end user experience, developer experience, reliability, testability etc.

  JavaScript is in a phenomenal place today - we have come "full circle" but with better tooling, new capabilities, improved experiences etc.

  There's a lot of keeping up with the jones' - that's partly nice as its job security and partly nice as a reflection of engineers improving our own ecosystem.

  [1] https://github.com/Hello-World-EE/Java-Hello-World-Enterpris...

• My first programming assignment was to print hello world, and my teacher said to always be very descriptive with my variable names. How'd I do? :D
  6 projects | /r/ProgrammerHumor | 22 Jan 2023

  It’s bad, but not as bad as the enterprise edition

• Write the most complicated code for a "hello world" message
  2 projects | /r/ProgrammerHumor | 5 Dec 2022

  Hello World Enterprise Edition - https://github.com/Hello-World-EE/Java-Hello-World-Enterprise-Edition

• Ever wondered why banking sites suck?
  3 projects | /r/ProgrammerHumor | 11 Nov 2022

  You might actually have to think about writing longass assembly hello world, but I can spin up fifteen Enterprise Java Hello World APIs in an afternoon.

• Java's Cultural Problem
  4 projects | news.ycombinator.com | 19 Sep 2022
• Your death countdown begins... Your fav programming language decides your fate (read desc.)
  1 project | /r/ProgrammerHumor | 30 Jul 2022

  Haven't written Java in years, but I'd take an enterprise edition program written in it, much like this one: https://github.com/Hello-World-EE/Java-Hello-World-Enterprise-Edition

• Well, that's one way of removing diacritic marks
  2 projects | /r/programminghorror | 27 Jul 2022
• Personally I only listen to my boss complaining I make memes at work
  2 projects | /r/ProgrammerHumor | 5 Jul 2022
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